im drinking this country out of the recession.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You need Xanax blowdarts
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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