when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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