I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
you traded sex for a burrito?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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