Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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