and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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