so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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