..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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