i just snorted my name. best moment ever
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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