Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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