all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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