What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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