But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize