I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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