Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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