you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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