S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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