I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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