Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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