I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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