Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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