If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Pants are for mortals
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