Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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