You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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