I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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