So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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