god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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