I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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