Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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