I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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