who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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