The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
