I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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