I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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