Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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