This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Randomize
