are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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