I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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