He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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