i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Naked. naked and bneed help.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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