i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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