I hate all girls vehemently.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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