.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I'm really busy with my period
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