normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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