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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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