I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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