This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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