Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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