yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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