I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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