i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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