Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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