Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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