North Korea, Best Korea!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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